Well, sure, the OMGcast hasn’t had a real episode for over a month, but we managed to get a real surprise for you this time: for the first time EVAR we talk to an actual girl. OH SHI-

Realizing this, we are now able to pose our important questions to Krista instead of just wondering awkwardly to ourselves. For the first time ever, we are able to know what a girl’s take on being Simba’d, and other important questions like that.

We also take a crack at settling the age-old debate of what you would do with a million dollars: Buy an endless supply of hookers, or get a Caterham? Or, whether the cast members are for or against girls in sweatpants? Of course, the topic goes to panties for a bit before it settles down in our familiar topics of porn, girls, and how none of us get laid.

But wait, there’s more! We even manage to get the inside scoop on what it’s like being a chick who plays video games, and how they manage to use their boobs to get stuff from guys who don’t know any better.

But, just in case our ramblings were getting too beneficial, Clint tells us what it’s like in fantasyunicornrainbowland, where every roll of toilet paper comes with a free blowjob from a redhead. JSmith and I spend a good amount of time yelling at people that play WoW until Clint tells embarrassing stories, which he seems to have an endless supply of.

We wrap the ‘cast up on the usual note of being too drunk and retarded. We argue for a bit over whether this picture is Gir or Garfield because JSmith is too drunk to know the difference, and end with a bunch of terrible singing. Good times.

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