After a pretty awesome opening, The Original Three Internet Badasses are back on the air for some retarded super-nerdom. We start off getting excited for our imminent trip to PAX. Clint and JSmith share some ideas on our preferred method of travel to the expo. Basically, it sounds like we’re renting a large van, filling it with coolers of beer and couches, and kicking a party in the back. LEGENDARY ROADTRIP.

We dive into a nerdy showdown to discuss Microsoft’s new Bing vs. Google. We also revisit the old Zune vs. iPod debate. Again. Clint adequately describes our last Zune vs. iPod debate as being “like two retarded monkeys trying to see who could piss the farthest, but neither of them had a cock.”

Next up, Clint and JSmith discuss a mysterious game about bikini samurai warriors. Onechanbara is a low budget title for the Xbox 360 involving boobs and girls with swords murdering zombies. While it would seem almost impossible for this kind of combination to fail, Onechanbara manages to defy all odds and sink to unprecedented levels of failure.

We discuss E3 for a little while and touch on the new PSP’s method of digital distribution and pretend that we understand economics for a bit before we get back to our nerd roots and start babbling on about games from the good ‘ol days. We make sure to hit the highs (Cool Spot!) as well as the lows (Double Dragon 5, Tiny Toons Olympics, and Izzy’s Quest For The Olympic Rings).

We get into a bit of a web browsers browser debate, and decide that the Firefox plugin YouTube Comment Snob is a godsend. Clint comes up with the “genius” idea for a real life version of the YouTube Comment Snob that sends annoying and/or dumb people to New Jersey. Unfortunately, his version requires plugging it into your ass to work, which is the subject of an intense debate, with Brad and Josh on the “I don’t want anything in my ass” side of the debate.

Obviously, this debate is headed for greatness. Perhaps too much greatness. To prevent our listeners from encountering too much awesomeness in a single episode, we’ve opted to cut out the last 5 minutes or so. Alright, maybe we “lost” the last few minutes to another one of our (many) “technical difficulties”. Whatever. You didn’t miss much, aside from us saying the usual “follow us on Facebook / Twitter / send us email / vote for us / leave a comment” deal.

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