Drunk: The Final Frontier

Well, now that we’re catching onto this whole ‘podcasting’ thing, we’ve figured out the most direct route to fame: We’re all going to die so that our podcast will finally hit the big time. So, be ready for it.

While dead celebrities are clearly the theme of this particular ‘cast, we head towards our usual nerdery as well. Our Nerd Party a few weekends ago was fairly legendary, and it was complete with Rise of Nations, no chicks, Ghostbusters, and a Tub Full of Beer.

This episode features our good friend Mike Ireland, and the group gets together for the usual ‘drink and be nerdy’ routine. We all debate whether or not Clint is gay, which leads almost perfectly into the next topic: sending your name to Mars. At first glance, it appears to be just a way for NASA to get some good PR, but we soon discover the true purpose: A list of targets for a hitman aliens to find. For the good of the whole human race, we enlist the help of Boner McTitties to ensure the human race’s survival. We create a few others as well. You know, for the good of the human race.

Of course, if Boner McTitties ever failed, there is only one hope left for humanity.

Clint and Mike go into Super Saiyan nerd mode over comic books, and argue the hell out of every aspect that they can think of. As though it was a test of his determination, Clint opts to not get up to go to the bathroom, and instead decides to take a piss in a jar. Yeah. He cares about the OMGcast that much.

We jump into the events of the previous weekend, where I get laid by a DVR machine, among many other things that none of us remember. Clint gets a bit distraught that he gets kicked out of parties because he’s a huge asshole, so he proceeds to make one of the most sincere drunken apologies I’ve heard in the last week or two.

On a more serious note, we end the cast with Mike Ireland’s new niece, Lily Ireland. We decide to make her Internet Famous already by posting her picture here.

We start planning for the next nerdDay, our weekly holiday that we’re starting up. The holiday occurs every week on Wednesday, and all you have to do to join in on the festivities is something really nerdy. IT’S THAT EASY.

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2 Comments

  1. Mike M
    Posted July 21, 2009 at 11:53 pm | Permalink

    Apparently I’m a hardcore fan… in that I usually listen to these podcasts like 5-6 days late.

    Linking into both Wolverine and midget superheroes: Puck http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_(comics)

    He’s a midget and part of Alpha Flight, Canada’s superhero team. If you didn’t find at least one thing in that sentence funny, something is wrong with you.

  2. Posted July 22, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    Oh damn! He’s a midget superhero.. and Canadian. That’s a 2-fer of awesome.