While dead celebrities are clearly the theme of this particular ‘cast, we head towards our usual nerdery as well. Our Nerd Party a few weekends ago was fairly legendary, and it was complete with Rise of Nations, no chicks, Ghostbusters, and a Tub Full of Beer.

This episode features our good friend Mike Ireland, and the group gets together for the usual ‘drink and be nerdy’ routine. We all debate whether or not Clint is gay, which leads almost perfectly into the next topic: sending your name to Mars. At first glance, it appears to be just a way for NASA to get some good PR, but we soon discover the true purpose: A list of targets for a hitman aliens to find. For the good of the whole human race, we enlist the help of Boner McTitties to ensure the human race’s survival. We create a few others as well. You know, for the good of the human race.

Of course, if Boner McTitties ever failed, there is only one hope left for humanity.

Clint and Mike go into Super Saiyan nerd mode over comic books, and argue the hell out of every aspect that they can think of. As though it was a test of his determination, Clint opts to not get up to go to the bathroom, and instead decides to take a piss in a jar. Yeah. He cares about the OMGcast that much.

We jump into the events of the previous weekend, where I get laid by a DVR machine, among many other things that none of us remember. Clint gets a bit distraught that he gets kicked out of parties because he’s a huge asshole, so he proceeds to make one of the most sincere drunken apologies I’ve heard in the last week or two.

On a more serious note, we end the cast with Mike Ireland’s new niece, Lily Ireland. We decide to make her Internet Famous already by posting her picture here.

We start planning for the next nerdDay, our weekly holiday that we’re starting up. The holiday occurs every week on Wednesday, and all you have to do to join in on the festivities is something really nerdy. IT’S THAT EASY.

Then we discuss Clint and JSmith’s Wednesdays, which we dubbed as their nerd day. Out of their nerd day they tell us how they managed to get Phil, the friendly nerd store owner, pissed off at Clint.

We also try to give a shoutout to the BalloonShop videos on Youtube, but happen to be too drunk to remember the name.. I suppose it happens sometimes, right? We then delve into what could possibly come after Youtube, but the only thing we can think of is Bob Saget’s website.

Then after a few more topics, and plenty of drinks later we start talking about OKCupid and Furries, and end up getting Brad to recreate his account, which he promptly regrets.

Then to wrap things up we get into some really nerdy conversations dealing with comics and Star Trek, which turns into a few awesome drunken ramblings by Clint and JSmith.

So that’s about it for a synopsis, now go forth and listen to us make Internet magic. Afterwards don’t forget to post on our Facebook page, Tweet about us on Twitter, send us some bitchin’ emails, vote for us on Podcast Alley, and leave us some comments.

We dive into a nerdy showdown to discuss Microsoft’s new Bing vs. Google. We also revisit the old Zune vs. iPod debate. Again. Clint adequately describes our last Zune vs. iPod debate as being “like two retarded monkeys trying to see who could piss the farthest, but neither of them had a cock.”

Next up, Clint and JSmith discuss a mysterious game about bikini samurai warriors. Onechanbara is a low budget title for the Xbox 360 involving boobs and girls with swords murdering zombies. While it would seem almost impossible for this kind of combination to fail, Onechanbara manages to defy all odds and sink to unprecedented levels of failure.

We discuss E3 for a little while and touch on the new PSP’s method of digital distribution and pretend that we understand economics for a bit before we get back to our nerd roots and start babbling on about games from the good ‘ol days. We make sure to hit the highs (Cool Spot!) as well as the lows (Double Dragon 5, Tiny Toons Olympics, and Izzy’s Quest For The Olympic Rings).

We get into a bit of a web browsers browser debate, and decide that the Firefox plugin YouTube Comment Snob is a godsend. Clint comes up with the “genius” idea for a real life version of the YouTube Comment Snob that sends annoying and/or dumb people to New Jersey. Unfortunately, his version requires plugging it into your ass to work, which is the subject of an intense debate, with Brad and Josh on the “I don’t want anything in my ass” side of the debate.

Obviously, this debate is headed for greatness. Perhaps too much greatness. To prevent our listeners from encountering too much awesomeness in a single episode, we’ve opted to cut out the last 5 minutes or so. Alright, maybe we “lost” the last few minutes to another one of our (many) “technical difficulties”. Whatever. You didn’t miss much, aside from us saying the usual “follow us on Facebook / Twitter / send us email / vote for us / leave a comment” deal.

Realizing this, we are now able to pose our important questions to Krista instead of just wondering awkwardly to ourselves. For the first time ever, we are able to know what a girl’s take on being Simba’d, and other important questions like that.

We also take a crack at settling the age-old debate of what you would do with a million dollars: Buy an endless supply of hookers, or get a Caterham? Or, whether the cast members are for or against girls in sweatpants? Of course, the topic goes to panties for a bit before it settles down in our familiar topics of porn, girls, and how none of us get laid.

But wait, there’s more! We even manage to get the inside scoop on what it’s like being a chick who plays video games, and how they manage to use their boobs to get stuff from guys who don’t know any better.

But, just in case our ramblings were getting too beneficial, Clint tells us what it’s like in fantasyunicornrainbowland, where every roll of toilet paper comes with a free blowjob from a redhead. JSmith and I spend a good amount of time yelling at people that play WoW until Clint tells embarrassing stories, which he seems to have an endless supply of.

We wrap the ‘cast up on the usual note of being too drunk and retarded. We argue for a bit over whether this picture is Gir or Garfield because JSmith is too drunk to know the difference, and end with a bunch of terrible singing. Good times.

We do manage to touch on a few important world topics, such as the Swine Flu and the WWF. We’ve also included our Resident Disease Expert, Ryan Letourneau, who provides an in-dept “analysis” of Swine Flu and offers some predictions as to the outcome.

Of course, this terrible excuse for a podcast isn’t all about important, timely news. It also includes such awesomeness as making terrible jokes that start with “Why does _____ masturbate with one hand”, as well as us pondering questions like, “Would you rather poop out of your dick, or shoot lasers out of your fingernails?”

Of course, all the good times come to an end when we just get so drunk that we listen to how Clint masturbates and argue about what’s racist. We then more on to arguing the finer points of Zombism, and what to do if an outbreak occurs.

The episode has does feature one redeeming quality, however: the best possible ending to any podast ever. Seriously, check it out! And don’t forget to comment on the blog post, vote for us on Podcast Alley (no sign-up required!), and tell everyone you know to listen to us because we’re awesome.