We do manage to touch on a few important world topics, such as the Swine Flu and the WWF. We’ve also included our Resident Disease Expert, Ryan Letourneau, who provides an in-dept “analysis” of Swine Flu and offers some predictions as to the outcome.

Of course, this terrible excuse for a podcast isn’t all about important, timely news. It also includes such awesomeness as making terrible jokes that start with “Why does _____ masturbate with one hand”, as well as us pondering questions like, “Would you rather poop out of your dick, or shoot lasers out of your fingernails?”

Of course, all the good times come to an end when we just get so drunk that we listen to how Clint masturbates and argue about what’s racist. We then more on to arguing the finer points of Zombism, and what to do if an outbreak occurs.

The episode has does feature one redeeming quality, however: the best possible ending to any podast ever. Seriously, check it out! And don’t forget to comment on the blog post, vote for us on Podcast Alley (no sign-up required!), and tell everyone you know to listen to us because we’re awesome.