We dive into a nerdy showdown to discuss Microsoft’s new Bing vs. Google. We also revisit the old Zune vs. iPod debate. Again. Clint adequately describes our last Zune vs. iPod debate as being “like two retarded monkeys trying to see who could piss the farthest, but neither of them had a cock.”

Next up, Clint and JSmith discuss a mysterious game about bikini samurai warriors. Onechanbara is a low budget title for the Xbox 360 involving boobs and girls with swords murdering zombies. While it would seem almost impossible for this kind of combination to fail, Onechanbara manages to defy all odds and sink to unprecedented levels of failure.

We discuss E3 for a little while and touch on the new PSP’s method of digital distribution and pretend that we understand economics for a bit before we get back to our nerd roots and start babbling on about games from the good ‘ol days. We make sure to hit the highs (Cool Spot!) as well as the lows (Double Dragon 5, Tiny Toons Olympics, and Izzy’s Quest For The Olympic Rings).

We get into a bit of a web browsers browser debate, and decide that the Firefox plugin YouTube Comment Snob is a godsend. Clint comes up with the “genius” idea for a real life version of the YouTube Comment Snob that sends annoying and/or dumb people to New Jersey. Unfortunately, his version requires plugging it into your ass to work, which is the subject of an intense debate, with Brad and Josh on the “I don’t want anything in my ass” side of the debate.

Obviously, this debate is headed for greatness. Perhaps too much greatness. To prevent our listeners from encountering too much awesomeness in a single episode, we’ve opted to cut out the last 5 minutes or so. Alright, maybe we “lost” the last few minutes to another one of our (many) “technical difficulties”. Whatever. You didn’t miss much, aside from us saying the usual “follow us on Facebook / Twitter / send us email / vote for us / leave a comment” deal.

Realizing this, we are now able to pose our important questions to Krista instead of just wondering awkwardly to ourselves. For the first time ever, we are able to know what a girl’s take on being Simba’d, and other important questions like that.

We also take a crack at settling the age-old debate of what you would do with a million dollars: Buy an endless supply of hookers, or get a Caterham? Or, whether the cast members are for or against girls in sweatpants? Of course, the topic goes to panties for a bit before it settles down in our familiar topics of porn, girls, and how none of us get laid.

But wait, there’s more! We even manage to get the inside scoop on what it’s like being a chick who plays video games, and how they manage to use their boobs to get stuff from guys who don’t know any better.

But, just in case our ramblings were getting too beneficial, Clint tells us what it’s like in fantasyunicornrainbowland, where every roll of toilet paper comes with a free blowjob from a redhead. JSmith and I spend a good amount of time yelling at people that play WoW until Clint tells embarrassing stories, which he seems to have an endless supply of.

We wrap the ‘cast up on the usual note of being too drunk and retarded. We argue for a bit over whether this picture is Gir or Garfield because JSmith is too drunk to know the difference, and end with a bunch of terrible singing. Good times.